Crypto is finance. Finance runs on COBOL.
Why aren't crypto programs written in the finance language?

Now they are. With better keywords. NFA. DYOR.

An AI-forward language. Verbose, text-based keywords that LLMs read like English. greater_than not >. divided_by not /. Fewer tokens. Less ambiguity. Built for the age of AI-generated code.

wagmi=if ngmi=else paper_hands=return rug=throw shill=print ape_in={ pump=|> sweep=for..in
# one-click install
git clone https://github.com/piske-alex/brolang && cd brolang
node brolang-vm.js doom-play.bro # play DOOM
Play DOOM.bro Try the REPL GitHub

DOOM.bro

Written in BroLang. Compiled to bytecode. Running on a stack VM. In your browser.

DOOM.BRO

Click to play — compiled BroLang bytecode

WASD move    Space shoot    Q quit   |   E jump    123 weapons   | 3 levels. 15 enemies.

BroLang REPL

Write BroLang, compile to bytecode, execute on the VM. All in your browser.

brolang-vm.js
Click Run to compile & execute. Click Bytecode to see the opcodes.